Random Quote #59 topic: religion, Stuff that might offend religious people, mostly Christians.
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Seems like this farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans
to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds,
the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around.
During his first day of work, the town preacher stops by to bless the man's
work, praying, "May you and God work together to make this the farm of your
dreams!"
A few months later, the preacher stops by again to call on the farmer.
Lo and behold, it's like a completely different place -- the farm house is
completely rebuilt and in excellent condition, there is plenty of cattle and
other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens, and the fields
are filled with crops planted in neat rows. "Amazing!" the preacher says.
"Look what God and you have accomplished together!"
"Yes, reverend," replies the farmer, "but remember what the farm was
like when God was working it alone!"



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There is a simple script that displays a random message from a database of quotes (as in well-know fortunes game). This version is bundled with quotations from The Bible, The Talmud, The Koran, poetry, prose, famous people and books, humorous items.

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