Random Quote #59 topic: vulgarity, Jokes in which the 'humor' is bad language, plus some genuinely funny things that happen to contain bad language.
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Folks, what can I tell you about my next guest. This cat allowed himself
to be adored, but not loved. And his success in show business was matched
by failure in his personal relationship bag, now that's where he really
bombed. And he came to believe that work, show business, love, his whole
life, even himself and all that jazz was bullshit. He became numero uno
gameplayer. Uh, to the point where he didn't know where the games ended
and the reality began. Like to this cat, the only reality... is death, man.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me lay on you, a so-so entertainer, not much of
a humanitarian, and this cat was never nobody's friend. In his final
appearance on the great stage of life, uh, you can applaud if you want to,
Mr. Joe Gideon!!

-- All That Jazz



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