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YOUR FOAMY FUTURE
by Miss Fortune

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?" is your
motto. You don't do much other than sleep, eat, down brewskis, and
watch TV. Your friends and family are constantly pestering you to
clean up your act. But it's OK, Scorpio. A kick in the ass is at
least one step forward.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
You've been on a diet for two weeks and all you've lost is two weeks.
My advice is to drink copius amounts of beer just to get the thought
of food out of your mind. Remember, a good reducing exercise consists
of placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
Remember that day you had one beer too many and did something
extremely foolish? Now your friends are coming and going and your
enemies accumulating. Cheer up! All is not lost. It's better to
be hated for what you are than loved for what you're not.



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