Random Quote #60 topic: atheism, Wayne Aiken's atheism cookie file
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"Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about
it, religion has actually convinced people that there's an INVISIBLE
MAN...LIVING IN THE SKY...who watches every thing you do, every minute
of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten special things
that he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things,
he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture
and anguish where he will send to live and suffer and burn and choke and
scream and cry for ever and ever 'til the end of time...but he loves you."
[George Carlin, "Brain Droppings"]



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