Random Quote #63 topic: black-humor, Death, violence-as-humor, and the like. Really sick stuff.

It was a warm, sunny Sunday, and a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo.
They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and
the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife. "That gorilla is getting
excited just looking at your tits," he said. "Why don't you take your blouse
off and we'll see what he does?"
At first she refused. But finally persuaded by her husband, she took
off her blouse and bra. The gorilla went nuts. He started grunting and
jumping up and down.
"Hey," the husband said, "let's really blow his mind. Take off all
your clothes and we'll see what he does."
Again she said no and again he persuaded her. This time the ape
really went bananas! He climbed up and down the bars, did flips, ran around
in circles and tossed his food all over the cage. The husband went over to
the cage, opened the door and pushed his wife in.
"Now," said the husband, "tell that motherfucker you have a headache!"


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