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Monica: Okay, all right don't judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this
info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything
on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg
waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....

Phoebe: Waxine!!

Monica: Yes! Have you seen it?

Phoebe: Oh, it's incredible! I so want to be a Waxine girl.

Monica: I know!!

Phoebe: God. Do think it really doesn't hurt? `Cause how can they do that?

Monica: Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of
the rain forest!


Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"



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