Random Quote #63 topic: hphobia, Slams at gays and lesbians.
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A huge Rambolike fellow walked into a tavern and took a seat in the middle of
the bar. After downing a double in one gulp, he glared at the six men to his
right and said, "You're all no-good motherfuckers. Anyone have a problem with
that?"
When no one said a word, the brawny fellow ordered another whiskey,
downed it in one gulp, turned to the five men on his left and said, "You're
all cocksuckers. Anyone have a problem with that?"
Everybody on the left stared silently into his drink. Suddenly, a man
on the right stood up and started walking toward the big guy. "Hey, asshole!"
the thug bellowed. "You got a problem with what I said?"
"No problem at all," came the reply. "I was just sitting at the wrong
end of the bar."



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