Random Quote #64 topic: black-humor, Death, violence-as-humor, and the like. Really sick stuff.
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Silly Sally was baby sitting. But Silly Sally was getting bored. Thinking
a walk would help, she put the baby in his carriage. Silly Sally pushed the
carriage and pushed the carriage up this hill and down that one. She pushed
the carriage up the highest hill in town, and ALL OF A SUDDEN! It slipped out
of her hands (OH! NO!) and it was headed at high speed for the busiest
intersection in town. BUT!

Silly Sally just laughed and la.....ug.......h....e....d...........
BECAUSE! SHE KNEW THERE WAS A STOP SIGN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL!



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