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Did you know?
EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED,
APPROXIMATELY
150,000,000 YEASTS ARE
KILLED

Come to the award-winning 1987 film,
"The Very Small and Quiet Screams"

-- a cinematic electromicrograph of yeasts being baked.

A must for those who care about yeast, and especially for those who don't.

SPONSORED BY
Brown Anaerobe Rights Coalition (BARC)
Student Bakers for Social Responsibility
Coalition for the ELevation of Life (CELL)
Campus Crusade for Fetal Matters

Defend all life: "From greatest to least, from human to yeast!"



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