There was an Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Newfoundlander sitting in
a bar having a few drinks together.
The Englishman turns to the Frenchman, "So tell me, what do you do to
drive your wife wild in bed?"
"Well", replies the Frenchman, "After we make love, I go out to the
garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and put them all over
her body. then I gently blow them off with a soft, even breath, and that drives
her wild with desire."
"Interesting," the Englishman replies. "After my wife and I make love
I massage baby oil gently all over her body -- that works for me!"
Then the pair turn to the Newfie and ask him what he does.
"Well...", he says, "when me and the old lady are through, I jump
out of bed and wipe my dick off on the curtain. And that REALLY drives