Random Quote #66 topic: miscellaneous, It has everything that doesn't fit in other categories.

Tech Support: "Hold down the F2 key."
Customer: "Where is that?"
Tech Support: "On the left side of your keyboard, above the two -- just right
of the Escape key."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "So now we are in the System Setup screen?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "All right. Hit your Ctrl-Alt-Delete keys. Then your F2 key."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Now we are in the System Setup?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Does it say, 'Loading Windows 95'?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Can you describe what is on your screen?"
Customer: "It's gray."
Tech Support: "Just gray? It does not say anything?"
Customer: "No. Just gray...with blue and white."
Tech Support: "Are there letters on your screen?"
Customer: "Yes."
Tech Support: "Read them to me."
Customer: "C-o-p-y-r-i--"
Tech Support: "Do they form words? Do the words form phrases? Do the phrases
form sentences?"
Customer: "I suppose."


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There is a simple script that displays a random message from a database of quotes (as in well-know fortunes game). This version is bundled with quotations from The Bible, The Talmud, The Koran, poetry, prose, famous people and books, humorous items.

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