IF I DIED
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?" The man said, "No dear." The woman said, "I'm sure you would." So the man said, "Okay, I would." Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the man replied, "Yes, I guess so." Then the woman asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" The man replied, "No, she's left-handed."