One day, in a bar, a young man walks in with a little dwarf about one foot
tall on his shoulder and orders a beer. The bartender serves the man a beer;
to his astonishment, the little guy walks down the man's arm, takes a swallow
of the brew and spits it in his face. After a few minutes the customer
orders another beer and the exact same thing happens. Well, by this time,
the bartender is getting pretty upset; he figures that the man should take
care of the dwarf. So he asks the guy, "Why are you letting that guy drink
all your beer and spit it in my face?"
"Well, sir, when I was on a contract in Saudi Arabia I met this genie
and he granted me three wishes. I asked for a million dollars, the most
beautiful woman in the world, and a twelve-inch prick.