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10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman:

(1) A beer won't make you go to church.
(2) A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a
woman.
(3) A beer doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys
spit.
(4) A beer doesn't give a [expletive deleted] if you keep a bunch of
other beers on the side.
(5) A beer will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman"
instead of "doberperson".
(6) A beer won't get a job as a DJ and play 5 straight hours of
lesbian folk music on yer fave radio station.
(7) A beer understands why The Three Stooges are funny.
(8) A beer won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the
toilet seat up.
(9) A beer doesn't think that a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8"
is an enormous can of vegetable juice.
(10) A beer won't smoke in your car.



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