One fall day, two men were out in the woods hunting. Feeling a sudden need
to relieve himself, George went over to a nearby clump of bushes, unzipped
his fly, and started in when a poisonous snake lunged out of the bushes and
bit him on his penis. Hearing George's howl of pain and fright, his friend
Fred came running up and told him to lie still while he used the radio to
call a doctor.
"There's only one way to save your friend's life," said the doctor
gravely. "If you cut a shallow 'X' over the bite and then suck as much of
the poison out as you can, he'll probably be okay, but otherwise there's not
Hearing Fred's footsteps, George rose weakly up on one elbow and
cried out, "Fred, what'd he say? What did the doctor say?"
"George, old friend," said Fred sadly, "he said you're gonna die."