A ten-year-old kid came home from school one day, and when his mom
asked how was school he says: "Gee, great, mom. I got laid!"
She's shocked and sends him upstairs, where his dad finds him after
work. "Mommy told me about your day at school, Billy, and I think we men
should keep it a secret. Women just don't understand these things."
So every night Dad goes up to Billy's room after Mom tucks him in:
"You get laid today, Billy?"
"How was it?"
"Real neat, Dad, I liked it a lot."
A month later: "You get laid today?"
"No? How come?"
"Gee, Dad, my ass is getting really sore."