Desperate about the state of her social life, a young woman resorted
to the Personal Ads in the back of her local paper. In the ad she made it
quite clear that what she was advertising for was an expert lover; she already
had plenty of sensitive friends and meaningful relationships and what she
now wanted was to get laid, to put it bluntly. Phone calls started coming
in, with each caller testifying to his sexual prowess, but none quite struck
the young woman's fancy. Until one night her doorbell rang. Opening the door
she found a man with no arms or legs, who informed her that he was there in
response to her advertisement. "I'm terribly sorry," she stammered, "but my
ad was quite explicit. I'm really looking for something of a sexual expert,
and you... uh... don't have all the..."
"Listen," the man interrupted her, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"