Reasons Baseball is Better Than Football:
22 If you miss your favorite NFL team's game, you have to wait a week. In baseball, you wait a day.
23 Everything George Carlin said in his famous monologue is right on. In football you blitz, bomb, spear, shiver, march and score. In baseball, you wait for a walk, take your stretch, toe the rubber, tap your spikes, play ball and run home.
24 Marianne Moore loved Christy Mathewson. No woman of quality has ever preferred football to baseball.
25 More good baseball books appear in a single year than have been written about football in the past 50 years. The best football writers, like Dan Jenkins, have the good sense to write about something else most of the time.
26 The best football announcer ever was Howard Cosell.
27 The worst baseball announcer ever was Howard Cosell.