A man with no arms walked into a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender
shoved the foaming glass in front of him.
"Look," said the customer, "I have no arms -- would you please hold
the glass for me?
"Sure," said the bartender.
"If," said the customer, "you'll reach in my right hand coat pocket,
you'll find the money for the beer."
The bartender got the money and rang up the bill.
"You've been very kind," said the customer. "Just one thing more.
Where is the men's room?"
"Up the street to the light," said the bartender, "turn left, walk
two blocks, and there's a gas station on the corner."