Random Quote #69 topic: sex, Uhh. Well, you see, son, there are, umm, birds, and bees... This ranges from outrageously frank to moderately suggestive.

Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains,
however, the laundry always gets wet. All the laundry, that is, except
for Laurie's. Laurie never seems to have her laundry out when it rains.
So, one day, they are all out in the backyard putting their clothes
on the line when one of the women says to Laurie, "Laurie, how come when it
never rains when you have your laundry out?"
"Well," replies Laurie, "when I wake up in the morning, I check out
my husband Paul. If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know it's
going to be a great day. If his penis is hanging over his left leg, I know
it might rain. I don't know why it works, but he's never been wrong!"
"Laurie, what if he has an erection?" asks the other woman.
"Honey, on a day like *that*, you don't do the *laundry."


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