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Embarassment, n. The one fly in the ointment that it is hoped that
opponents won't notice. In general, attempts are made to discredit
embarrassments, the results of which can frequently be very amusing to
watch. Fortunately, there is an exception if the embarrassment comes
from Scripture. Holy Scripture is recognized to be God-breathed, and
any embarrassing passage is taken very seriously; exegetes attempt to
discern the passage's true meaning through careful reading and
detailed word studies.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time
he will pick himself up and continue on.

-Winston Churchill

-- Hayward's Unabridged Dictionary



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