Random Quote #72 topic: sex, Uhh. Well, you see, son, there are, umm, birds, and bees... This ranges from outrageously frank to moderately suggestive.
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A woman is driving down the street, her ten-year-old daughter belted into
the passenger seat. The daughter asks "Mommy, how old are you?"
The mother says "That's a personal question. It's not nice to ask
people personal questions."
The daughter thinks a while, then asks "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
The mother replies "That's a personal question too. I'm not going
to tell you."
Chastised, the daughter asks no more questions. The mother parks the
car. "I'm going to see Mrs. Tristan for a couple of minutes. You stay here in
the car and watch my purse."
After the mother leaves, the daughter removes her mother's driver's
license from the purse, studies it for a few minutes and replaces it. When
her mother returns they drive off. The little girl comments:
"Mommy, I know how old you are. You're 32."
"That's right! How did you know?"
"And you weigh 119 pounds."
"Did you look in my purse?"
"And I know why you and Daddy divorced."
"You *do*?"
"Yes," said the daughter. "Because you flunked sex!"



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