Random Quote #73 topic: evilplan

It seems my plan is well recieved...

From sisurfer@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu Sun Sep 25 13:29:57 1994
From: Jesse Rodriguez <sisurfer@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu>
Subject: Haha.
To: jwright@nyx10.cs.du.edu

I was bored, sitting here, not studying for a Russian test I have.. anyway,
I'm poking around r.a.b. and read something from you and get annoyed at
reading your .sig, but since I really don't wanna study, I might as well do
that. I then finger caadalin@pace1.cts.mtu.edu.. and damnit, I have one
360,488 byte file to read now, instead of studying russian, like I should
be doing. If I fail this test I want you to know that it is all your fault.

Really. I have no control in this matter. MUST READ.

If anyone else has comments or submissions mail caadalin@mtu.edu...
and thank you for your support.


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