Random Quote #73 topic: evilplan

"The Father of Men and of Gods was not one to put up with this sort of
treatment. He swore to be revenged, on mankindfirst and then on mankind's
only friend. He made a great evil for men, a sweet and lovely thing to look
upon, in the likeness of a shy maiden, and all the gods gave her gifts,
silvery raiment and a broidered veil, a wonder to behold, and bright garlands
of blooming flowers and a crown of gold -- great beauty shone out from it.
Because of what they gave her they called her Pandora, which means "the
gift of all." When this beautiful disaster had been made, Zeus brought her
out and wonder took hold of gods and men when they beheld her. From her,
the first woman, comes the raceof women, who are an evil to men, with a
nature to do evil." -Edith Hamilton


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