Random Quote #73 topic: evilplan

- It doesn't count as tabloid reporting if you're only reporting that the
tabloids reported it.
- You're still sober as lounge as you can still say your worms promperly.
- It isn't a preexisting condition unless you had it before you existed.
- You're not fat if clothes are actually made in your size.
- You are not guilty of DUI if you thought someone else was driving.
- It isn't vote fraud unless you can prove those dead guys would have voted
the other way.
- You are not abusing drugs if you store them in a cool, dry place and never
yell at them.
- It is not premaritial sex if you have no intention of getting married.
- It is not speeding if there are still cars in front of you.
- It isn't adultry if she reminds you of your wife.
- It isn't reckless driving if you get into a wreck.
- You are not overweight if you can touch anybody's toes.
- It isn't procrastination if you decide to postpone it right now.


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