Random Quote #73 topic: politics, The great wonder about the offensive political file is that it mostly contains direct quotes by politicians who *weren't* trying to be funny.

... Let me tell you who the actual "front-runners" are. On one side,
you have George Bush, who is currently going through a sort of
fraternity hazing wherein he has to perform a series of humiliating
stunts to win the approval of the Republican Right. For example, they
had him make a speech oozing praise all over William Loeb, deceased
publisher of the Manchester (N.H.) Union Leader and Slime Journalist.
Loeb had dumped viciously all over George in the 1980 New Hampshire
primary. But when the Right held a big tribute for Loeb, George came
back to the fold, like a man with a bungee cord wrapped around his neck.

-- Dave Barry, "The Twinkie and the Squid"


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