A beautiful, voluptous woman goes to see a gynecologist. The doctor takes
one look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing of the past. Right
away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her
thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological
"Correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts.
"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he says.
"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast
"That's right," replies the doctor. He then gradually proceeds to
having sexual intercourse with her. "Do you know," he pants, "what I'm doing
"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes."