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STP12 At last! SAVE THE PLANET, KILL YOURSELF, the incredible hit record from
The Church of Euthanasia! Rev. Korda receives regular communications from the
"Being." The messages arrive via psychic channelling, or "demons in her head."
The Being is a powerful alien intelligence who speaks for the inhabitants of
Earth in other dimensions. Move to the throbbing techno/trance beat while
absorbing their hypnotic suggestions. Be part of the solution! On 12" vinyl,
$6 each, or $4 each for ten and up.

The Church of Euthanasia is not pro-choice. The Church of Euthanasia is
pro-abortion.
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