Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented."
and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good."
Chandler: I think somebody has a crush on somebody.
Joey: Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here?! You
Chandler: I'm talking about you. You big, big freak.
Joey: Oh. (realises) Ohh. Ohh, you're out of your mind.
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours!
If you were in a school yard you'd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her
Joey: Oh, yeah?! Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these
sexual scenarios and stuff, huh?!
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"