A physicist said to a master, "I believe my own private religion, which I
design to suit me, provide me with meaning, and make me happy. What better
suited religion can you possibly claim to have?"

The master began to write on a sheet of paper, "Gravity shall pull things
together except on Tuesdays and Thursdays, when gravity shall have no effects
whatsoever. Objects at rest tend to begin to move; objects in motion tend to
..."

"What on earth are you writing?", the novice said,

"I believe my own private physics, which I design to suit me, provide me with
meaning, and make me happy. What better suited physics can you possibly claim
to have?"