Random Quote #76 topic: foolish-dict, The Foolish Dictionary, by Gideon Wurdz
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=BRAIN= The top-floor apartment in the Human Block, known as the
Cranium, and kept by the Sarah Sisters--Sarah Brum and Sarah
Belum, assisted by Medulla Oblongata. All three are nervous,
but are always confined to their cells. The Brain is done in
gray and white, and furnished with light and heat, hot or cold
water, (if desired), with regular connections to the outside
world by way of the Spinal Circuit. Usually occupied by the
Intellect Bros.,--Thoughts and Ideas--as an Intelligence
Office, but sometimes sub-let to Jag, Hang-Over & Co.



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