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YOUR FOAMY FUTURE
by Miss Fortune

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
You have nothing better to think about than what to wear and what
type of champagne to take to the neighbors Halloween Party. Just take
beer! Don't try to copy the "Joneses", pull them up to your level and
remember, in California Hoalloween is redundant anyhow.

PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)
Focus on strengthening friendships this Fall. You find others are
fascinated by your intelligence, your wit, your drinking ability, and
your bank account. Just make sure you realize it's far more impressive
when other discover your good qualities without your help.



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