Buffy: No, but, see, Mom, that doesn't really work for me. We're just going
to the magic shop, no school supplies there.
Dawn: Yeah, Mom. I'm not going to Hogwarts. (chuckles) Hog- (looks at
Buffy, who's not amused) Jeez, crack a book sometime.
There is a simple script that displays a random message from a database of quotes (as in well-know fortunes game).
This version is bundled with quotations from The Bible, The Talmud, The Koran, poetry, prose, famous people and books, humorous items.
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