HOT TUB TIPS FOR WOMEN
Vol. I -- Etiquette
1. It's not lady-like to straddle a water jet, moan in ecstasy, and then
scream at the top of your lungs, "Oh, yes, YES, BABY!"
2. Washing your partner's back is sexy. Washing your panty hose is not.
3. Nude bathing with strangers can be a pleasant experience; don't spoil
it for everyone with a thoughtless remark, such as "My God, I've
seen bigger wangs on hamsters!"
4. It's O.K. to pass a joint while tubbing. Don't pass anything else.
5. Don't think you're fooling anybody by passing off your vibrator as a