Aboard the good ship Venus, The cabin boy, the captain's joy,
The mast it was a penis, A cunning little nipper,
Her figurehead They filled his ass,
A whore in bed, With broken glass,
Good grief you should have seen us! And circumcized the skipper.
The first mate's name was Higgins, The captain's daughter Mabel,
And Higgins was a biggins, They screwed when they were able,
Once round the deck, They nailed her tits,
Twice up the mast, Those nasty shits,
And the rest was used for riggins'! Right to the captain's table.
The engineer's name was Carter, The second mate's name was Andy,
And Carter was a farter, By God, he was a dandy,
When the wind wouldn't blow, They broke his cock,
And the ship couldn't go, With chunks of rock,
Carter the farter would start her! For conking in the brandy!