Random Quote #77 topic: miscellaneous, It has everything that doesn't fit in other categories.
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A member of America Online called me (a member of the tech support staff for an
Internet service provider with no affiliation with AOL) asking what her email
address was. After figuring out she wasn't registered with us, I politely
pointed out that we were not America Online and she might get a better answer to
her problem if she called the American Online support number.
Customer: "Oh, so I should call them?"
Tech Support: "Yes, they will probably be able to help you more than I can."
Customer: "But you're an Internet Service Provider! It says so right here in
the phone book! If you don't want to help me fine. Thank you, have a good
day." [click]



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