The five-alarm fire had been raging out of control for hours, pouring thick,
black smoke over the street. At last the blaze was under control and the
fire chief began accounting for his men. Two were missing, so he ordered
a search. Captain Kelly finally rounded a fire truck parked in an alley
and found, to his shock, one fireman with his trousers down leaning over a
garbage can and another fireman screwing him in the ass.
"What's the meaning of this!", the captain roared.
"Jones here had passed out from smoke inhalation," the fireman on
"You're supposed to give mouth to mouth resuscitation for that!"
the captain yelled.
"I know. That's what started this," the fireman replied.