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The good doctor had been an inspiration to the jungle natives. He had cured
their sick and taught them the religious and moral values of his own England.
He was loved and respected by every native in the village, but on this
particular afternoon the chief was obviously troubled as he entered the
doctor's hut. "You live among my people long time now," said the chief.
"You tell us not right for a man and girl to be close together before
marriage and we believe what you say. This morning white child born to
woman in village. You only white man in jungle. What I tell my people?"
The doctor smiled and led the chief to a window. "My son," he said,
"I'll won't attempt to give you a full scientific explanation for the
phenomenon known as an albino. But look at the flock of sheep upon that
hill. Every one is snow white except one. The white baby born to the
woman in your village means nothing more or less than that one black sheep
in the white flock. It is simply one of nature's mysterious accidents."
The black chief became embarrassed and looked at his feet. "OK, doc,"
he said. "You no tell -- I no tell."



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