A 6'8", 280-pound Southerner walked into a NY bar, sat down next to a
patron, and said, "Ah'm big, and ah'm bad, and I *loves* to fuck Northern
women!" The guy was so terrified that he put down his beer and ran out
of the bar.
The Rebel moved over to the next guy and said, "Ah'm big and ah'm
bad and I *loves* to fuck New York women." The guy took one look at him,
blanched and ran out of the bar.
The man then went over to a short little guy with "Bronx" written
all over him. "Ah'm big and ah'm bad and I *loves* to fuck your sister."
The short guy looked him up and down and said, "I don't blame
you one bit. She's *got* to be an improvement on yours."