Erica [Joey's looney fan]: Drake, what're you getting at?

Joey: I'm not Drake.

Ross: That's right, he's not Drake, he's Hans Remore, Drake's evil twin.

Erica: Is this true?

Racehl: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended
to be Drake to, to sleep with me. [throws water in his face]

Monica: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't. [throws
water in his face]

Chandler: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard. [throws water in
his face]


Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"