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Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I
didn't finish the whole letter!

Rachel: What?!!

Ross: I fell asleep!

Rachel: You fell asleep?!

Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front
and back!!
Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means "you are," Y-O-U-R means
"your!"

Rachel: Y'know I can't believe I even thought about getting back together
again! We are so over!!

Ross: [starts to cry] FINE BY ME!! [he opens the door and traps Chandler
behind it]

Rachel: Oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey, those little spelling tips will come in
handy when you're at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica!!

Monica: Hey!!

Rachel: [to Monica] Sorry!! [to Ross] I just feel bad about all that sleep
you're gonna miss wishing you were with me!

Ross: Oh, no-no-no don't you worry about me falling asleep. I still have
your letter!!!

Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen
to every guy, and it is a big deal!!

Chandler: I KNEW IT!!!


Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"



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