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"No, he was fishing on his ranch. He has a manmade lake that is artificially
stocked with fish, and let's not forget the scuba divers who are under there
who actually put the fish on the hook for him. And then Cheney comes over and
they literally shoot fish in a barrel. The part I love is that he says he
caught a 7.5 pound perch, when the biggest perch on record is 4.3 pounds. Bush
lied and a fish died, that's all I have to say. And Cheney went even further.
He said when they pulled the fish out of the water it greeted them as
liberators."

-- Bill Maher



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