Random Quote #80 topic: politics, The great wonder about the offensive political file is that it mostly contains direct quotes by politicians who *weren't* trying to be funny.

There was a young man hitchiking along a road one day. A car stopped and the
driver opened the door and asked, "What political party are you with?"
He replied, "Why, I'm a Democrat."
And the driver slammed the door and rode off. The guy was pretty
discouraged when another car came along, and the driver asked the same
The guy answered, "Uh, I'm a Democrat."
And again, the driver slammed the door and rode off. Now he was
downright confused when another car came along. The driver was an attractive
lady, and she asked the same question.
He answered: "I'm a Republican."
And she answered, "Well, then, hop on in."
They drove on for a few minutes when he began to notice that her
skirt was beginning to get hiked up on her thighs. Finally, he couldn't take
it any more, and said "Ma'am, stop the car and let me out. I've only been
a Republican for 15 minutes, and already I feel like screwing someone!"


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