Random Quote #80 topic: religion, Stuff that might offend religious people, mostly Christians.
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Once I belonged to a group that really had THE WORD. I fought like hell
for them. But another group came along and exposed the word of my group
as shallow and degenerate. They had a better word. So I quit the first
group and lost all the friends I had made and I joined up with this new
group. I fought like hell for them. But another group came around. They
exposed the word of my group as false and materialistic. Their word was
very much better. So I quit the second group and lost all the friends I
had made. And I joined up with this new group. I fought like hell for them.
Till this one guy came along and proved that there wasn't any word at all.
That I should go off as an individual and grow! So I quit the last group
and lost all the friends I had made. And now I sit home alone all day and
all I do is grow. It would be nice to join up with some others who feel
the way I do.

-- J. Feiffer



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