Random Quote #81 topic: kids, Real advice and cynical observations on children, parenting, and family life.
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Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to
say in those awkward situations? Worry no more...

You wouldn't understand.
You ask too many questions.
In order to be a man, you have to learn to follow orders.
That's for me to know and you to find out.
Don't let those bullies push you around. Go in there and stick
up for yourself.
You're acting too big for your britches.
Well, you broke it. Now are you satisfied?
Wait till your father gets home.
Bored? If you're bored, I've got some chores for you.
Shape up or ship out.



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