Joey: Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, I've never been able to cry as
an actor, so if I'm in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my
pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, let's
say I wanna convey that I've just done something evil. That would be the
basic "I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it".
[Does it by raising one eyebrow, and showing off the pretend fishhook.]
Okay, let's say I've just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and
divide 232 by 13. [looks all confused] And that's how it's done. Great soap
opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"