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Joey: Hey, Rach, how you doing with The Shining?

Rachel: Oh, Danny just went into room 217.

Joey: Oooh, the next part's the best, when that dead lady in the bathtub...

Rachel: Oh, no, meh-nah-nah-nah, come on you're gonna ruin it!

Joey: All right I'll talk in code. (to Ross and Chandler) Remember when
the kid sees those two blanks in the hallway?

Chandler: Hmmm, that's very cool.

Joey: Oh, all blank, and no blank, make's blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no,
no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at
last second they get away. Aww!

Rachel: Joey! I can't believe you just did that!

Chandler: I can't believe she cracked your code!


Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"



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