After rushing into a drugstore, the nervous young man was obviously
embarrassed when a prim thirty-ish woman asked if she could serve him.
"N-no," he stammered, "I'd like to see the druggist."
"I'm the druggist", she replied cheerfully.
"Oh.. well, uh, it's nothing important," he said, and turned to leave.
"Young man," said the woman, "my sister and I have been running this
drugstore for nearly ten years. There is nothing you can tell us that will
"Well, all right," he said. "I have this awful sexual hunger that
nothing will appease. No matter how many times I make love, I still want to
make love again and again. Is there anything you can give me for it?"
"Just a moment," said the woman, "I'll have to discuss this with my
A few minutes later, she returned. "The best we can do," she said,
"is room and board and a half-interest in the business."