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Excerpts From The First Annual Nerd Bowl (#5)

A commercial that aired during the live ASCII broadcast of the game:

Having trouble staying awake for weeks at a time working on that latest
hack? Worried that some young punk will take over your cushy job because
you sleep too much? Don't worry, EyeOpener® brand cola is here to save
the day. You'll never feel sleepy again when you drink EyeOpener®.

Surgeon General's Warning: This product should only be used under a
doctor's immediate supervision, as it contains more caffeine than 512
cases of Coca-Cola.

Caution: When sleep does occur after about three weeks, optometrists
recommend having someone on hand to close your eyelids.

Coming soon: ExtremelyWired(tm) cola with 50% more sugar! May or may not
meet FDA approval... we're still trying.



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There is a simple script that displays a random message from a database of quotes (as in well-know fortunes game). This version is bundled with quotations from The Bible, The Talmud, The Koran, poetry, prose, famous people and books, humorous items.

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