Random Quote #84 topic: miscellaneous, It has everything that doesn't fit in other categories.

Over the summer a couple years back, I was working for a small chemical company
as a process engineer. The secretary in the area where I worked had recently
acquired a new Macintosh computer and since I was one of the few who knew how to
use it, I got called when ever there was trouble. Well, one time I got called to
come over and help her. I got there and found out that she was having problems
getting the 3 1/2" disk into the disk drive. It would only go about half way in
and no further. I proceeded to check to see if there was already another disk in
the drive and also used a paper clip to see if somehow the drive had gotten into
the down position. I was stumped...until I looked down at the disk and realized
that she had put the disk label entirely on the front of the disk instead of
folding it around to the back like you're supposed to. In the process, she had
literally taped the metal door shut so it wouldn't open when she tried to put
the disk in. Apparently she had labeled a whole pack of disks that way.


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