Random Quote #85 topic: evilplan

Topics is be covered in the future include:

Proof by intimidation
gesticulation (handwaving)
overwhelming evidence
overwhelming Evil
drunken revelation(the Pee Wee method;"My hat is getting tighter" -me)
blatant assertion (who's more blatant than Nick?)
definition (*yawn* booooring)
constipation (I was just sitting there and...)
mutual consent
changing all the 2's to n's
lack of a counterexample
elliptical reasoning
double talk
confusion (Drew has this one down to a science)
divine intervention (by the root of all Evil)
superior firepower
ignorance (the Darin Kadrioski method)
orgasm (Eureka!!)
bad drugs (or good drugs if you're right)
torture (Evil fav)
overkill (there's no such thing as too much blood)
bullet proof
86 proof
it stands to reason
try it; it works
proof by linear combination of the abve
.... and many, many more


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