The Director: [entering carrying a newspaper]
Here we go people! [starts reading the review]
Boxing Day! The Lucille Lortel Theatre, blah-la-la-la
Tribianni, gives an uneven performance, but Mr. Tribianni is not the
worst thing in this production.
Joey: Yes!!! Ha-ha-ha!
The Director: Kate Miller's awkward and mannered portrayal is
[Kate walks away depressed.]
Badda-badda-badda. Ah-ha! Here it is! The direction by Marshal Talmant
is... [stops, reads it again, and throws down the paper in disgust]
Thank you, boys and girls, you'vve ruined my life. Please, stuff your
talentless faces with my Mother's crab cakes!
[starts to leave] Excuse me!!
[Joey steps in a picks up the paper, the gang all look at him.]
Joey: Anyone mind if I save this?
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"