Random Quote #88 topic: songs-poems, Filthy, bawdy, naughty songs and poems! Licentious, I tell tell you! The programmer must be spanked! First the spanking ....

"Get a load of that chick!" "Dude -- you gotta ask her out."
"Weellll, I dunno..." "Look. The worst she can say, is 'No'!"
"Hey! You're right!" "I'm always right!"
"The worst she can say... is 'No'!"

you'd like to go out with me!"

Oh my god you little Geek!
Get away before I freak! You ugly, stupid, zitfaced scum,
I'm a babe and you are not. You asked me out; you MUST be dumb.
You can't handle what I've got! Well you can beg until you're blue,
I'm too hot, too hot for you.. But you're not even fit to lick my shoe.
I'm too hot, too hot for you.
Ha ha ha! Don't make me laugh!
I want a whole man, not a half. I've got a bitchin' bod and a killer
You wet your pants, I'm so sure. face,
Too bad wimp-itis has no cure. I'm god's gift to the male race.
I'm too hot, too hot for you. I'm the queen of babes supreme,
But you'll only see me in you dreams.
"Well? What'd she say??" I'm too hot, too hot for you.
"Well, she didn't say no..."

-- Barry and the Bookbinders, "The Worst She Can Say is No"


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There is a simple script that displays a random message from a database of quotes (as in well-know fortunes game). This version is bundled with quotations from The Bible, The Talmud, The Koran, poetry, prose, famous people and books, humorous items.

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