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Customer: "Your service stinks."
Tech Support: "Um, what seems to be the problem?"
Customer: "I can't email."
Tech Support: "Ok, what error message comes up when you try?"
Customer: "'Mailer Daemon error: the address you are attempting to reach does
not exist.'"
Tech Support: "May I ask what email address you were trying to send to?"
Customer: "'www.jvim.com'"
Tech Support: "Oh. Well, that's a web address, not an email address. If you
want to email someone at jvim.com, the email address would probably be in the
format name@jvim.com."
Customer: "Oh, ok."
Tech Support: "Email addresses always have that @ symbol in them."
Customer: "So that one won't work -- how about www.abc.com?"
Tech Support: "Er, that's also a web address. Anything that begins with www is
a web site."
Customer: "Ok. I get it. So I can only email them from Netscape?"



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