Random Quote #91 topic: sex, Uhh. Well, you see, son, there are, umm, birds, and bees... This ranges from outrageously frank to moderately suggestive.

15 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Man:

(1) A beer doesn't care that you don't balance your checkbook.
(2) Tall, dark, good-looking beers are common.
(3) A beer won't steal all the covers.
(4) A beer doesn't have friends who will drink all your beer.
(5) A beer wouldn't yell if you dented the car.
(6) A beer doesn't buy everything labelled "turbo".
(7) You don't have to laugh at a beer's jokes.
(8) A beer is not kinky unless you want it to be kinky.
(9) A beer always lets you read the Sunday comics first.
(10) A beer doesn't think poetry is queer.
(11) If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.
(12) A beer won't talk about the women who had it before you.
(13) A beer's life does not revolve around the world series.
(14) A beer won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for beer.
(15) A beer will NEVER call you "Babe". Or "Sugar".


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