Random Quote #92 topic: privates, No, not promoted recruits. The naughty bits, that people aren't supposed to talk about. Body parts and functions. (Note that "size" has nothing to do with sex, so size jokes are all in here).
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A woman had a followup visit with her doctor after his prescribing fairly high
dosages of testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried
about some of the side effects she was experiencing.
"Doctor Keyes, the hormones you've been giving me have helped a lot
with my menopausal symptoms, but I'm really afraid that you're giving me too
much. I've started growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before!"
The doctor reassured her. "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal
side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?"
"On my balls."



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